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Joke About a Dog with Braces

Posted on March 19, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This Dog Couldn’t Close His Mouth, So He Got Braces

Punch Line: Finally, a situation where a dog’s bite was literally worse than his bark.

Writer: Brett Anders

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Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: bark is worse than his bite, braces, dog | Leave a comment |

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