Setup: Walmart is looking to test drones for home delivery and pickup.
Punch Line: They’ll do anything to keep Walmart customers out of Walmart.
Writer: Ben Capraro
Setup: Walmart is looking to test drones for home delivery and pickup.
Punch Line: They’ll do anything to keep Walmart customers out of Walmart.
Writer: Ben Capraro
Setup: Amazon has opened its first brick-and-mortar bookstore.
Punch Line: I think they may have turned the clock a little too far back.
Writer: Greg T
Setup: Kylie Jenner is under investigation for animal cruelty.
Punch Line: She makes her pets watch her show.
Writer: Steve LeVine
Setup: A 20-year-old nightclub owner was found guilty of wire fraud and money laundering.
Punch Line: Wow. So unusual for a 20-year-old to do his own laundry.
Writer: Steve Goldberg
Setup: Three people were arrested after a fight at Chuck E Cheese’s.
Punch Line: Bail was set at 500 tokens.
Writer: Steve Alleva