October 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joke About Algebra

Posted on October 30, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Professor says algebra and geometry perpetuate white privilege.

Punch Line: From here on in, students will solve for Malcolm X.

Writer: Jake Jacobson

Posted on October 23, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Airbnb Is Opening Its Own Apartment Building

Punch Line: They’re calling it a “hotel.”

Writer: Mike Frankovich

Posted on October 16, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: CDC: Americans’ Obesity Reaches Record High

Punch Line: Turns out the seas aren’t rising, America’s land mass is just sinking.

Writer: Michelle Nussey

Posted on October 11, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: OJ Simpson celebrates freedom with round of golf in the backyard of his new home

Punch Line: Gets new endorsement deal with Nike golf gloves.

Writer: Scott Kelley

Posted on October 2, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: September 26 is the Most Popular Day for Births Because of “Christmas Sex” Nine Months Before

Punch Line: Or for Jews “Chinese Restaurant Sex”

Writer: Jen Lap