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Monthly Archives: November 2017

Joke About Personality and Intelligence

Posted on November 27, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: The one personality trait intelligent people have, and stupid people don’t

Punch Line: The ability not to open click-bait articles.

Writer: Costa Tsimiklis

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: click bait, clickbait, intelligence, personality | Leave a comment |

Joke About Star Scrabble Player

Posted on November 21, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: UK Scrabble group bans star player for breaking tile rule

Punch Line: I have no words for this.

Writer: Andrew Fruchtman

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: cheat, Scrabble, UK | Leave a comment |

Joke About Louis C.K.’s Movie

Posted on November 14, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Universal Drops Louis C.K. From ‘The Secret Life of Pets 2’

Punch Line: Couldn’t they just neuter him?

Writer: Peter Swanz

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: Louis C.K., Secret Life of Pets | Leave a comment |

Joke About Smashing Walnuts

Posted on November 7, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Man smashes record 302 walnuts in 55 seconds

Punch Line: Just a few less nut smashes per minute than America’s Funniest Home Videos.

Writer: Nick Staron

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: record, smashing, walnuts | Leave a comment |

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