November 2017 – Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Personality and Intelligence

Posted on November 27, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: The one personality trait intelligent people have, and stupid people don’t

Punch Line: The ability not to open click-bait articles.

Writer: Costa Tsimiklis

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Star Scrabble Player

Posted on November 21, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: UK Scrabble group bans star player for breaking tile rule

Punch Line: I have no words for this.

Writer: Andrew Fruchtman

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Louis C.K.’s Movie

Posted on November 14, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Universal Drops Louis C.K. From ‘The Secret Life of Pets 2’

Punch Line: Couldn’t they just neuter him?

Writer: Peter Swanz

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Smashing Walnuts

Posted on November 7, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Man smashes record 302 walnuts in 55 seconds

Punch Line: Just a few less nut smashes per minute than America’s Funniest Home Videos.

Writer: Nick Staron

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 23 hours ago

It's Earth Day 2019. To mark the occasion, some members of Congress are trying to reuse and repurpose Bill Clinton's impeachment.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

This joke about measles at Google...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/2PqUC8E

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Today a couple got married at baggage claim in an airport in Ohio. Sadly, it took them an hour to find out all their guests went to an airport in Kentucky.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Next Monday at the White House is the annual Easter Egg Roll, and already Democrats are outraged. They're claiming that William Barr hid all the best eggs.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Candida auris is going around, a strain of fungus that's deadly and impervious to every known drug. On the plus side, it's gluten-free.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

A worker who visited Google’s headquarters has been diagnosed with measles. And apparently it's spreading. Now the Google logo has 37 red Os.

Joe Toplyn 7 days ago

Some packages of Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies have been recalled because of potential adverse health effects. No word on how Chewy Chips Ahoy cookies were ever healthy.