November 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Personality and Intelligence

Posted on November 27, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: The one personality trait intelligent people have, and stupid people don’t

Punch Line: The ability not to open click-bait articles.

Writer: Costa Tsimiklis

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Joke About Star Scrabble Player

Posted on November 21, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: UK Scrabble group bans star player for breaking tile rule

Punch Line: I have no words for this.

Writer: Andrew Fruchtman

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Joke About Louis C.K.’s Movie

Posted on November 14, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Universal Drops Louis C.K. From ‘The Secret Life of Pets 2’

Punch Line: Couldn’t they just neuter him?

Writer: Peter Swanz

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Joke About Smashing Walnuts

Posted on November 7, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Man smashes record 302 walnuts in 55 seconds

Punch Line: Just a few less nut smashes per minute than America’s Funniest Home Videos.

Writer: Nick Staron

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

Over the weekend, the FDA approved Johnson & Johnson's single-dose vaccine. New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo said he's so excited about the new vaccine that he could kiss it on the lips.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

This joke about Hillary Clinton's novel...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3kAmmac

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

This week U.S. fighter jets dropped seven 500-pound bombs on Iranian-backed militias in Syria. Then, to make sure they got the message, a United Airlines plane dropped an engine on them.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo has been accused of sexual harassment and bullying. The good news is, now he can check off two boxes on Trump's Mar-a-Lago membership application.