November 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Today is May the Fourth, Star Wars Day, when Stars Wars fans dress in costumes and duel with lightsabers. It's a date that's very important to some people who have never been on one.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Yesterday Elon Musk’s Dragon capsule safely splashed down in the Gulf of Mexico. Coincidentally, also splashing down in the Gulf of Mexico was one of Elon Musk's Teslas on Autopilot.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

This joke about Biden's spending plan...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3aXNLzn

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

President Biden is building support for his $4 trillion spending plan. For example, he's telling Americans that he'll charge it to a credit card and share the 4 trillion reward miles.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Yesterday Queen Elizabeth gave an award for sales growth to a sex toy company in the U.K. Their bestsellers include toys called Big Ben, the Tower of London, and a variety pack they call Bonehenge.