December 2017 - Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Neil Gorsuch’s Nomination

Posted on December 30, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Donald Trump Considered Rescinding Neil Gorsuch’s Nomination Because He Wasn’t ‘Loyal.’

Punch Line: He stayed at a Marriott.

Writer: Christopher Scriva

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a Sleepless Young Girl

Posted on December 18, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: This three-year-old girl never sleeps, and the reason why is extraordinary.

Punch Line: What’s so extraordinary about living next door to Roy Moore?

Writer: Alan Roberts

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About the First Text Message

Posted on December 12, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: World’s first text message sent 25 years ago today

Punch Line: And since the user was on AT&T, it just now arrived.

Writer: Terry Stain

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About Blue Apron’s CEO

Posted on December 5, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Blue Apron’s CEO is out

Punch Line: They’ll send him his stuff in a box next month.

Writer: Jeff Sawyer

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 8 hours ago

Tonight on CBS is Prince Harry and Meghan's interview with Oprah Winfrey. It's exciting because Oprah just made a big announcement: Everyone who watches the interview gets a crown.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

According to a report in the UK, Meghan Markle has been accused of bullying aides at Buckingham Palace. You know what that means...NY Governor Andrew Cuomo is qualified to be the Duchess of Sussex.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

SpaceX's Starship rocket landed upright in Texas but then exploded. Because it was in Texas, the blast was so powerful it blew everybody's Covid mask back on.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

President Biden said states that lift Covid restrictions are guilty of "Neanderthal thinking." He explained that it's like when he was a kid watching his neighbors trying to eat a mastodon before they discovered fire.