Setup: Donald Trump Considered Rescinding Neil Gorsuch’s Nomination Because He Wasn’t ‘Loyal.’
Punch Line: He stayed at a Marriott.
Writer: Christopher Scriva
Monthly Archives: December 2017
Joke About a Sleepless Young Girl
Setup: This three-year-old girl never sleeps, and the reason why is extraordinary.
Punch Line: What’s so extraordinary about living next door to Roy Moore?
Writer: Alan Roberts
Joke About the First Text Message
Setup: World’s first text message sent 25 years ago today
Punch Line: And since the user was on AT&T, it just now arrived.
Writer: Terry Stain
Joke About Blue Apron’s CEO
Setup: Blue Apron’s CEO is out
Punch Line: They’ll send him his stuff in a box next month.
Writer: Jeff Sawyer