Setup: Nicolas Cage Is Reportedly Quitting Acting in Three or Four Years
Punch Line: I didn’t know he started.
Writer: Peter Yatteau
Setup: Nicolas Cage Is Reportedly Quitting Acting in Three or Four Years
Punch Line: I didn’t know he started.
Writer: Peter Yatteau
Setup: Airbus Beds Allow Passengers to Sleep in the Cargo Hold
Punch Line: Great, now I can discover my luggage isn’t on the flight before I land.
Writer: Margaret Hennebach
Setup: ESPN Says New Streaming Service, ‘ESPN+,’ Will Launch April 12
Punch Line: It combines the excitement of Saturday afternoon TV with the thrill of wondering if what you’re watching is actually a sport.
Writer: John Mahone
Setup: Trump Attacks Amazon, Saying It Does Not Pay Enough Taxes
Punch Line: And if Donald Trump knows anything about anything, it’s about not paying enough taxes.
Writer: Nicholas Zike