Setup: George H. W. Bush Celebrates 94th Birthday, Becoming the Longest Living President in U.S. History
Punch Line: Little known fact, but George H. W. Bush is so old, he was the Bush that Moses talked to.
Writer: Sam Gordon
Monthly Archives: June 2018
Joke About Trump’s Super Bowl Ring
Setup: Trump hasn’t disclosed 5.1-karat Super Bowl ring gifted by Patriots
Punch Line: He claims no wrongdoing, citing the Patriot Act.
Writer: Hannah Spirrison
Joke About the Kama Sutra for Millennials
Setup: Now there’s a new edition of the Kama Sutra for millennials
Punch Line: Additional positions included are the “Watch Netflix and Not Have Sex” position and “Clearly Communicate Consent” position.
Writer: Jason Andrews
Joke About That Climbing Migrant
Setup: Migrant rescues child dangling from balcony, gets new life in France
Punch Line: Trump warns people: “Did you see how fast those illegals could climb into your apartments???”
Writer: Adrian Wolf