September 2018 - Joe Toplyn

Joe Toplyn

Joke About Cathay Pacific

Posted on September 25, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Photo of an airliner with “Cathay Paciic” painted on the side.

Punch Line: Someone had no more “F”s to give.

Writer: Joel Bergen

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About a Lunch Lady Scam

Posted on September 17, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Lunch ladies charged in half-million dollar scam

Punch Line: I knew $5,000 was too much for tater tots.

Writer: Nathan Cowley

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About $1 Trillion Amazon

Posted on September 11, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Amazon is now worth $1,000,000,000,000.

Punch Line: Or from $500,000,000,000 used — click to see all buying options.

Writer: Chris Ballard

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joke About an Airliner Lap Dance

Posted on September 5, 2018 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: EasyJet mass brawl ‘after woman gets breasts out’ and ‘gives lads lap dances’

Punch Line: Or maybe she was just trying to squeeze back into her window seat.

Writer: Leonie Rachel

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Joe Toplyn 5 hours ago

SpaceX's Starship rocket landed upright in Texas but then exploded. Because it was in Texas, the blast was so powerful it blew everybody's Covid mask back on.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

President Biden said states that lift Covid restrictions are guilty of "Neanderthal thinking." He explained that it's like when he was a kid watching his neighbors trying to eat a mastodon before they discovered fire.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Today New York legislators decided to take away the pandemic emergency powers of Gov. Andrew Cuomo. The weird part is, Gov. Cuomo suggested that they do it during a game of strip poker.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Over the weekend, the FDA approved Johnson & Johnson's single-dose vaccine. New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo said he's so excited about the new vaccine that he could kiss it on the lips.