September 2018 - Joe Toplyn

Michigan state Rep. Jewell Jones is defending spending hundreds of campaign dollars on a meeting at a strip club. He said he was doing research about election security so he needed to talk to some pole workers.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Because of fuel delivery delays, today American Airlines urged its pilots to do everything possible to conserve fuel. So if an American Airlines pilot tells you he just flew in from Phoenix and boy, are his arms tired, it's not a joke.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

This joke about Jeff Bezos's space flight...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/2TFAoyq

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

The FAA changed its rules and might not award astronaut wings to Jeff Bezos even though he traveled into space. Bezos said that's okay, he doesn't think he'd have room to pin astronaut wings on his jacket anyway next to his 200 sets of billionaire wings.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Coming up this weekend at the Tokyo Olympics are men's and women's swimming events. All the swimmers are vaccinated but don't expect any records to be set because the pool is filled with Purell.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

This week CNN held a town hall event where people got to ask President Biden questions. The President answered questions from 8 Democrats, 3 Republicans, and 27 people who bought paintings from Hunter Biden.