Author: Joe Toplyn
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Joke About Cockroach Bread
Setup: Brazilian scientists bake bread out of cockroach flour Punch Line: The bread rises faster when you turn the lights on. Writer: Willie Robinson Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Marijuana in Firewood
Setup: Over 100 Pounds of Marijuana Found in Hollowed-Out Firewood Punch Line: Police were tipped off when they saw termites carrying in bags of Doritos. Writer: Jack Dowler Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Blowing Up Target Stores
Setup: Florida man charged with trying to blow up Target stores in conspiracy to kill the share price Punch Line: They need to rethink that bulls-eye. Writer: Anthony Withers Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Heavier Crash Test Dummies
Setup: Crash test dummies get heavier as American body weights rise Punch Line: The good news is we’re too fat to go through the windshield. Writer: Patrick Burns Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Mother “Proving Lactation”
Setup: Mother “told to prove lactation” at Frankfurt Airport Punch Line: And was denied boarding until each of her breasts contained only 3.4 ounces of milk. Writer: Scott Parietti Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About North Korean Flight Attendants
Setup: Kim Jong-un has ordered flight attendants to wear shorter skirts to boost tourism. Punch Line: Now all they need is an airplane. Writer: Kevin Cusumano Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Celebrities at the Inauguration
Setup: Trump to Ainsley Earhardt: “I Don’t Want Celebs at Inauguration, I Want the People” Punch Line: “Then do I have the band for you!” said the manager of 3 Doors Down. Writer: Matt Neimark Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Penthouse and the Trump Tapes
Setup: Penthouse Offers $1 Million for Compromising Trump Tapes Punch Line: If they publish them, it will be the first time ever anyone believed you bought Penthouse just for the articles. Writer: John Corcoran Jr. Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Woman Eating Sand
Setup: 78-Year-Old Indian Woman Says Eating Sand is Key to Her Good Health Punch Line: It would explain her hourglass figure. Writer: Mark Schulte Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About KFC Employee Selling Porn
Setup: Sexy KFC Employee Quits Job to Sell Porn on the Internet Punch Line: So she’s still selling breasts and thighs! Writer: Les Izmohr Joe’s analysis of the joke