Author: Joe Toplyn
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Joke About Rogaine Theft
Setup: Ohio police seek bald man in $800 Rogaine theft Punch Line: Maybe they shouldn’t be seeking a bald man. Writer: Kent Graham Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Bernie Sanders Dating Site
Setup: Berning Love: New dating site launches for Sanders supporters Punch Line: You can only swipe left. Writer: David Weiss Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Clown Jailed for DUI
Setup: Clown jailed on DUI charge Punch Line: In his defense it’s hard to walk a straight line in those big floppy shoes. Writer: Dan LaMorte Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Woman on a Pole
Setup: Woman touring fire station injured sliding down pole Punch Line: She was compensated in $1 bills. Writer: Gordon McNiff Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About 10-Year-Old Drug Dealer
A 10-year-old brought a gun to school for protection during a drug deal. School officials were upset, but did say the student is buying drugs at a high school level. Writer: Chris Zalis Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Toddler in a Toilet
Setup: Ohio toddler found stuck in toilet while mom shopped at Walmart. Punch Line: But to be fair, she was shopping for WD-40. Writer: John Papaioannou Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Jehovah’s Witnesses Headquarters
Setup: Jehovah’s Witnesses Selling Worldwide Headquarters in Brooklyn Punch Line: They have been going around, trying to give the building away but no one will answer their door. Writer: Collin Batten Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Mathematical Pizza Slicing
Setup: Mathematicians found the perfect way to slice pizza equally for sharing. Punch Line: But still haven’t found a way to get invited to parties. Writer: Mike Imp Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Peyton Manning and HGH
Setup: Report Links Peyton Manning and Others to HGH in 2011 Punch Line: Looks to me like it went straight to his forehead. Writer: Paul Eastman Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Walmart Testing Drones
Setup: Walmart is looking to test drones for home delivery and pickup. Punch Line: They’ll do anything to keep Walmart customers out of Walmart. Writer: Ben Capraro Joe’s analysis of the joke