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Joke About Trump’s Taxes

Posted on March 21, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Report: Trump’s 2005 Taxes Revealed

Punch Line: I can’t believe he claimed every illegal immigrant as a dependent.

Writer: Ben E. Bram

Joe Toplyn 13 hours ago

Amazon offered to help President Biden distribute coronavirus vaccines. To be fair, Amazon Prime offered Donald Trump complimentary ad-free streaming of his impeachment trial.

Joe Toplyn 1 day ago

President Biden got right to work today. He's promising 100 million in his first 100 days. 100 million in his first 100 days. Not Covid vaccinations...overturned Trump policies.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

People are desperate. They want to know if they're eligible. They're trying to get on the list, waiting in long lines, sleeping in their cars. They all want to get one before the supply runs out. Yes, I'm talking about Presidential pardons.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

He's okay, but a man in Germany was hospitalized after a camel bit him in the face. Which answers the question, "Do German camels like jokes about 'Hump Day'?"