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Joke About Trump’s Taxes

Posted on March 21, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Report: Trump’s 2005 Taxes Revealed

Punch Line: I can’t believe he claimed every illegal immigrant as a dependent.

Writer: Ben E. Bram

Joe Toplyn 23 hours ago

Recently the U.S. Army announced prototypes for the bra that it’s calling the "Army Tactical Brassiere." For security reasons, the prototypes are classified Victoria's Top Secret.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Today the director of the CDC said the organization's Covid-19 performance "did not reliably meet expectations." She said that's why she's changing the CDC to a C-, a D-, and an F.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

A new study in The Lancet says that people who have close contact with their pets can give them monkeypox. And dogs are like, "So, just for now, instead of man's best friend, can we be more like man's casual acquaintance?"

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

This joke about the Casper Mattress company...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3w5KDfl

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Three men just broke a world record by traveling to all 50 states in five days. They did it by hiding in a piece of checked luggage on an American Airlines flight from New York to LA.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

This week, poliovirus was detected in wastewater samples in New York City. The good news is the poliovirus didn't get very far because it was immediately mugged by the coronavirus and monkeypox.

Joe Toplyn 7 days ago

The search warrant for former President Trump's Mar-a-Lago home shows that the FBI recovered 11 sets of classified documents. In his defense, Trump said that "classified documents" means that he "made the documents classy."