Joe Toplyn

Tag: Beetlejuice

  • Joke About Betelgeuse

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    The joke:Tonight one of the brightest stars in the night sky, Betelgeuse, will disappear as an asteroid passes in front of it to produce an eclipse. And this is important: to make the star reappear you’ll have to say “Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse.” How I wrote it:This news item caught my attention because “Betelgeuse” immediately called…