Joe Toplyn

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  • Joke About Jeff Bezos

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    The joke: Jeff Bezos, the former CEO of Amazon, is investing in a startup that’s trying to extend human life. He says the work is very important to him: The more years you live, the more annual membership fees you’ll pay for Amazon Prime. How I wrote it: This news item seemed like a good…

  • Joke About Jeff Bezos’s Space Flight

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    The joke: Amazon founder Jeff Bezos arrived safely back on earth in his space capsule this morning. And an email from Amazon said the other three passengers will arrive later in a separate shipment at no additional charge. How I wrote it: I chose this news item to base a joke on because it was…

  • Joke About the Air and Space Museum

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    The joke: Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is donating $200 million to the Smithsonian for its Air and Space Museum. He says he can relate to the Air and Space Museum because those huge boxes that Amazon uses to mail tiny items are mostly full of air and space. How I wrote it: I thought I…