Tag: Biden
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Joke About the New White House Cat
The joke: There’s a new White House pet, a short-haired cat named Willow. Between all the napping, getting groomed, and wandering around aimlessly, President Biden hasn’t had the time to meet the cat yet. How I wrote it: I thought I could turn this news item into a joke because the topic handles “cat” and…
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Joke About Biden’s Spending Plan
The joke: President Biden is building support for his $4 trillion spending plan. For example, he’s telling Americans that he’ll charge it to a credit card and share the 4 trillion reward miles. How I wrote it: I chose to write a joke about this topic because Biden’s spending plans were the subject of a…
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Joke About Earth Day
The joke: It’s Earth Day 2021, and President Biden is taking deforestation very seriously. This morning he looked in the mirror and made a solemn pledge to plant 100 new hair plugs. How I wrote it: I chose Earth Day as a joke topic because holidays tend to have a lot of associations that can…
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Joke About Biden’s Inauguration
The joke: The schedule is now set for Inauguration Day. And this is interesting: at the exact same time that Chief Justice John Roberts will be swearing in Joe Biden, Donald Trump will be swearing at Joe Biden. How I wrote it: I wanted to write a joke about the upcoming inauguration because it was…
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Joke About Joe Biden’s Endorsement
The joke: Scientific American magazine endorsed Joe Biden, the first time they’ve endorsed a presidential candidate in their 175-year history. Biden said he was thrilled, especially because he’s been a loyal subscriber since the first issue. How I wrote it: I focused on this news item because it was widely reported in the media and…