Joe Toplyn

Tag: CDC

  • Joke About Kissing Poultry

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    The joke: Because of salmonella outbreaks, the CDC is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” backyard poultry like ducks and chickens. Apparently prices are getting so high that some people were doing anything to get free eggs. How I wrote it: This news item was so weird that it caught my attention. And if…

  • Joke About the Holidays and Covid-19

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    The joke: The CDC is really being strict about the holidays because of the coronavirus. They even changed that Christmas carol about the reindeer. Now Vixen is Vaccine, Comet is Covid, Prancer is Pfizer, and no one can see Rudolph’s nose because it’s covered by a mask. How I wrote it: This joke started with…