Tag: chicken
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Joke About Kissing Poultry
The joke: Because of salmonella outbreaks, the CDC is warning people not to “kiss or snuggle” backyard poultry like ducks and chickens. Apparently prices are getting so high that some people were doing anything to get free eggs. How I wrote it: This news item was so weird that it caught my attention. And if…
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Joke About Gunplay at Burger King
The joke: In Tennessee, two people were arrested for reportedly shooting up a Burger King after a dispute over a chicken sandwich. Apparently for them, “Have It Your Way” included wearing handcuffs. How I wrote it: This news item caught my attention because the crime it describes is so dumb. Plus the news item includes…