Tag: Clinton
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Joke About Bill Clinton in the Hospital
The joke: Yesterday former President Bill Clinton was released from the hospital after being treated for an infection. While he was there he got intravenous antibiotics, intravenous fluids, and 14 nurses’ phone numbers. How I wrote it: This news story got my attention because it involved Bill Clinton. When I was working for Dave Letterman…
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Joke About Hillary Clinton’s Novel
The joke: Hillary Clinton is co-writing a mystery novel. She loves mysteries and this one sounds amazing. It’s called, “How the Hell Did Trump Beat Me?” How I wrote it: This news item caught my eye because I hadn’t written a Hillary Clinton joke in a while. Plus the other topic handle, “mystery novel,” seemed…