Joe Toplyn

Tag: Coca-Cola

  • Joke About Coca-Cola

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    The joke: Today Coca-Cola raised its full-year sales forecast after a stronger-than-expected third quarter. Apparently sales took off like a rocket when Coca-Cola merged with the Mentos candy company. How I wrote it: A good joke topic has to grab the attention of the joke’s target audience. If the joke is aimed at a general…

  • Joke About Deadly Soft Drinks

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    The joke: A new study says drinking sugar-sweetened beverages increases the risk of death. That’s why they’re renaming those soft drinks Coca-Coma, Mountain Doom, and Dr. Reaper. How I wrote it: That news item caught my eye because it has two handles with lots of associations, “sugar-sweetened beverages” and “death.” To write the rest of…