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Joke About Bernie Sanders Dating Site

Posted on February 29, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Berning Love: New dating site launches for Sanders supporters

Punch Line: You can only swipe left.

Writer: David Weiss

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This week the musical "Bad Cinderella" opened on Broadway. When he heard that Bad Cinderella was in New York singing to the media, Donald Trump immediately denied paying her hush money.

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Protests continue in France because French president Emmanuel Macron raised the retirement age from 62 to 64. When he heard that people in France stop working at age 64, President Biden asked, "You mean I've been French since I turned 64?"

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Today on Capitol Hill, the CEO of TikTok testified for five hours. It would have been only one hour, but every time he answered a question, he recommended another question he could answer, and then another question he could answer, and then another question…

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To find out what caused Ludwig van Beethoven's health problems, scientists analyzed the DNA in samples of his hair. And here's one surprising discovery: Beethoven's hair is actually in DN-A minor.

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Today federal lawmakers reintroduced a bill to give people a tax break when they buy a new electric bike. The lawmakers say it's a common-sense way to encourage e-bike ownership to reduce the global warming caused by fiery e-bike battery explosions.

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Because egg prices are so high, the discount store Dollar Tree has taken eggs off its shelves. A dozen large Grade A eggs was costing over four dollars, but the good news is, for a dollar you can still buy a dozen hummingbird eggs.