Joe Toplyn

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  • Joke About Explosive Diarrhea

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    The joke: Reports say that production of the upcoming NBC series “Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide” was halted after an outbreak of “explosive diarrhea” on the set. But why? Isn’t a show called “Ultimate Slip ‘N Slide” the perfect place for explosive diarrhea? How I wrote it: This story caught my attention because a number of…

  • Joke About a Toilet Paper Calculator

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    The joke: A new website can calculate how long your supply of toilet paper will last. You just input your height, your weight, and whether you eat at Chipotle. How I wrote it: I picked this topic because a joke about calculating toilet paper usage seemed like it could proceed in a lot of different…