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Joke About Disney’s Bill Cosby Statue

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Disney removing Bill Cosby statue from Hollywood Studios theme park.

Punch Line: They claimed it was a little too close to the Sleeping Beauty statue.

Writer: Jonathan Morvay

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