Joe Toplyn

Tag: DNA

  • Joke About Tuna DNA at Subway

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    The joke: A lawsuit filed in California says that the tuna in Subway restaurants contains no detectable tuna DNA. The good news is, the DNA tests also prove that Subway’s Italian cold cuts can trace their ancestry back to Julius Caesar. How I wrote it: I thought I could write a good joke about this…

  • Joke About Woolly Mammoth DNA

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    The joke: Scientists in Siberia have discovered million-year-old woolly mammoth DNA. The scientists were thrilled, and so was a woolly mammoth when Maury Povich told him, “You are NOT the father!” How I wrote it: This topic caught my eye because “DNA” has a lot of associations and therefore could result in jokes that go…

  • Joke About an AeroMexico Discount

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    Setup: AeroMexico is offering discounts on flights to Americans who can prove that they have Mexican DNA. Punch line: They’re calling it the Señor Citizen discount. Writer: Alexandria McCale Joe’s analysis of the joke