Joe Toplyn

Tag: donation

  • Joke About the Yale School of Drama

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    The joke: After receiving a $150 million donation, the Yale School of Drama is eliminating tuition for all students. The students jumped for joy, then asked if that was too much and tried another reaction where they just clapped. How I wrote it: When I read this news item, the topic handle “the Yale School…

  • Joke About Alex Trebek’s Clothing

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    The joke: Hundreds of articles of clothing that belonged to “Jeopardy” host Alex Trebek are being donated to charity. The charity says if you’re the first one to grab a suit, you can buy it for $200, $400, $600, $800, or $1000. How I wrote it: This news item caught my attention because the two…

  • Joke About Goodwill’s Hand Grenade

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    The joke: In Florida yesterday, workers at a Goodwill store emptied a donation bin and found a hand grenade. That’s weird. Wouldn’t you donate a hand grenade to The Salvation Army? How I wrote it: To construct the punch line I used my Punch Line Maker #4: Find a play on words in the topic.…