Tag: DUI
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Joke About Henry Thomas’s DUI
The joke: The actor who played the young boy in “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial,” Henry Thomas, was arrested for DUI. H.T. phoned home…for bail money. How I wrote it: This news item caught my eye because “E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial” has the familiar association “E.T. phone home.” And I thought I could probably use my Punch Line…
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Joke About Tiger Woods’s DUI
Setup: Tiger Woods Arrested for DUI in Jupiter, Florida Punch Line: Now he’s earned himself an orange jacket. Writer: Matt Sohl Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Clown Jailed for DUI
Setup: Clown jailed on DUI charge Punch Line: In his defense it’s hard to walk a straight line in those big floppy shoes. Writer: Dan LaMorte Joe’s analysis of the joke