Joe Toplyn

Tag: Facebook

  • Joke About Mark Zuckerberg and Meta

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    The joke: Today Mark Zuckerberg said that Facebook will change its corporate name to Meta because of its new focus on the metaverse. He said the exciting virtual world of the metaverse will have no limits, no boundaries, and no congressional hearings. How I wrote it: I focused on this news item because it was…

  • Joke About Sexual Onions

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    The joke: Facebook removed an ad for onions for being “overtly sexual.” Then they restored the ad and fired an ad censor for being “overtly lonely.” How I wrote it: This news item got my attention because it raised the question in my mind “Who would think onions are sexual?” That is, the news item…

  • Joke About Stolen Money

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    The joke: A man was arrested for allegedly stealing $88,000 from a bank after he posted photos of the stolen cash on social media. He posted the photos on Facecrook and YouBoob. How I wrote it: When I read this news item I thought, “What an idiot.” Because the item provoked that emotional reaction from…