Joe Toplyn

Tag: Fauci

  • Joke About Yankee Stadium Vaccinations

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    The joke: Today Yankee Stadium officially opened as a Covid-19 vaccination site. It was exciting. Anthony Fauci threw out the first syringe. How I wrote it: I thought this news story might lead to a good joke because both of its handles, “Yankee Stadium” and “Covid-19 vaccination,” have lots of associations. I turned to my…

  • Joke About the Holidays and Covid-19

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    The joke: The CDC is really being strict about the holidays because of the coronavirus. They even changed that Christmas carol about the reindeer. Now Vixen is Vaccine, Comet is Covid, Prancer is Pfizer, and no one can see Rudolph’s nose because it’s covered by a mask. How I wrote it: This joke started with…