Tag: Guinness
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Joke About a Tattoo Artist
The joke: A tattoo artist in India broke a Guinness World Record when he gave tattoos for 91 consecutive hours. He would have made it to 92 hours, but somebody asked for a tattoo of a dozen sheep. How I wrote it: I thought this news item might lead to a good joke because it…
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Joke About a Naked Skydiver
The joke: A Nebraska man set a new world record by making 60 skydiving jumps in 24 hours while naked. He also set a new world record for most seagulls lodged in a human rectum. How I wrote it: This news item attracted my interest because it described such a weird achievement. It also summoned…