Joe Toplyn

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  • Joke About a Gym on Lockdown

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    The joke: A Pennsylvania gym reopened during the state’s lockdown and received four citations. Actually the gym received a high-intensity set of two citations, then had a one-minute cool down, then received another set of two citations. How I wrote it: This news item drew my attention because it’s about a huge story, the coronavirus…

  • Joke About a Punished Playboy Playmate

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    Setup: Playboy playmate Dani Mathers ordered to clean graffiti as punishment for naked gym photo Punch Line: She’s also been ordered to do so with huge sponges, tons of soap suds, a bikini, and in slow motion. Writer: Zack Guido Joe’s analysis of the joke