Tag: Halloween
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Joke About 3 Musketeers Candy
The joke: This year Halloween trick-or-treating is a little different with the coronavirus. For example, Mars Candy just announced the 3 Musketeers bar is down to 2 Musketeers because D’Artagnan is in quarantine. How I wrote it: I had seen a lot of news stories advising people how to celebrate Halloween safely during the pandemic.…
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Joke About Halloween Costumes
The joke: It’s almost Halloween. Lots of people are rushing out to buy the new costumes. In fact, sales of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi costumes are really blowing up. How I wrote it: ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi had just killed himself by detonating a suicide vest. Usually if a news story is about somebody dying,…