Tag: impeachment
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Joke About the Articles of Impeachment
The joke: House Democrats haven’t sent the two articles of impeachment to the Senate yet. They say they’re waiting to add a third article so they can get free shipping. How I wrote it: This news item was one of the top stories of the day, so I wanted to write a joke about it.…
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Joke About the House Report on Trump
The joke: Next week Random House is publishing the House Intelligence Committee’s report on President Trump. They’ll even have a children’s edition entitled “James and the Giant Impeachment.” How I wrote it: The House Intelligence Committee’s report was a top story so I wanted to write a joke about it. And this particular news item…
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Joke About the Impeachment Inquiry
The joke: Today House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced a formal impeachment inquiry against President Trump. To head it off, Trump now says his call to the Ukrainian president was a butt dial. How I wrote it: This was a big story so I wanted to write a joke about it. It’s also a political story,…
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Joke About the Godzilla Movie
The joke: Now in theaters, “Godzilla: King of the Monsters.” It’s very exciting. Mothra, Rodan, and the three-headed King Ghidorah decide the only way to stop Godzilla is to impeach him. How I wrote it: Newly released movies tend to make good joke topics, especially on slow news days. People are usually interested in movies…