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Joke About Biden’s Inauguration

Posted on January 18, 2021 by Joe Toplyn

The joke:

The schedule is now set for Inauguration Day. And this is interesting: at the exact same time that Chief Justice John Roberts will be swearing in Joe Biden, Donald Trump will be swearing at Joe Biden.

How I wrote it:

I wanted to write a joke about the upcoming inauguration because it was a big story. But many aspects of it seemed unpromising for joke writing: the attack on the Capitol, the increased security, the possibility of additional violence.

So I brainstormed about the inauguration process itself. One of the associations that popped into my head was “swearing in,” and then its wordplay with “swearing at.” And I realized that my punch line could have Trump swearing at Biden.

That is, I only had a general idea of what my joke topic would be when I used my Punch line Maker #4–Find a play on words in the topic. And I still needed to write the topic.

The “swearing in / swearing at” wordplay suggested two events happening at the same time. So I wrote a topic that referred to the schedule for Inauguration Day.

Once I had that topic, I wrote an angle that emphasized the surprising nature of the coincidence I had invented: the two events will happen “at the exact same time.” A more surprising punch line is a funnier punch line.

I also used my Joke Maximizer #6–Make the punch line parallel–when I worded the Roberts/Biden part of the joke as much as possible like the Trump/Biden part. The parallelism would have been closer without the words “Chief Justice,” but I included them for clarity.

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Joke About Celebrities at the Inauguration

Posted on January 24, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Trump to Ainsley Earhardt: “I Don’t Want Celebs at Inauguration, I Want the People”

Punch Line: “Then do I have the band for you!” said the manager of 3 Doors Down.

Writer: Matt Neimark

Joe’s analysis of the joke

Posted in Joke Writing Workshop | Tags: 3 Doors Down, Ainsley Earhardt, celebrities, celebs, inauguration, Trump | 4 Comments |

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