Tag: Joe Biden
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Joke About a Hundred Mummies
The joke: Today Egypt unearthed more than 100 mummies, including priests and high-ranking officials dating back more than 2,500 years. Archaeologists identified the mummies by asking Joe Biden if he recognized anybody. How I wrote it: As soon as I read this news item I thought “there has to be a joke in here about…
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Joke About Joe Biden’s Endorsement
The joke: Scientific American magazine endorsed Joe Biden, the first time they’ve endorsed a presidential candidate in their 175-year history. Biden said he was thrilled, especially because he’s been a loyal subscriber since the first issue. How I wrote it: I focused on this news item because it was widely reported in the media and…
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Joke About a 101-Year-Old Greeter
The joke: A woman working as a greeter at the Texas State Fair is 101 years old. Isn’t that great? She’s so old, the Democrats just invited her to run for president. How I wrote it: The news item attracted my attention because it involves old age, which has lots of associations that can be…