Joe Toplyn

Tag: Lake of the Ozarks

  • Joke About the Bubonic Plague

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    The joke: Over the weekend, health officials reported a case of possible bubonic plague in Inner Mongolia. So crowds of people from Lake of the Ozarks immediately flew there to have a pool party. How I wrote it: This news item drew my attention because I thought there might be a joke that makes a…

  • Joke About That Ozarks Pool Party

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    The joke: Missouri health officials told the people at that crowded Ozarks pool party to self-quarantine for 14 days. Partiers responded by socially isolating the middle finger of one hand from their other fingers. How I wrote it: This news story was covered widely so I thought it would be a good topic for a…