Joe Toplyn

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  • Joke About “The Phantom of the Opera”

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    Joe Toplyn
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    The joke: In October, “The Phantom of the Opera” is returning to Broadway. But things will be reversed because of Covid: If the audience takes off their masks, it’s the Phantom who’ll scream. How I wrote it: The actual news story that I read was about Broadway theaters reopening after having been shut down by…