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Joke About a Punished Playboy Playmate

Posted on May 30, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Playboy playmate Dani Mathers ordered to clean graffiti as punishment for naked gym photo

Punch Line: She’s also been ordered to do so with huge sponges, tons of soap suds, a bikini, and in slow motion.

Writer: Zack Guido

Joe Toplyn 9 hours ago

Today President Biden is hosting a Fourth of July barbecue at the White House and giving a speech. And this is interesting: Biden says he wrote the speech about the Declaration of Independence using the very same quill pen he loaned to Thomas Jefferson.

Joe Toplyn 12 hours ago

This joke about the Fourth of July...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3abpVTs

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Air New Zealand is adding six sleeping pods stacked up like bunk beds to some of its airliners. The sleeping pods will be available in three sizes: Regular, Full-Size, and Mile High Club.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

It's the Fourth of July weekend. So if you love to see lots of fireworks and explosions, just go to the airport and watch people when they hear their flights are canceled.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Two women were arrested at a Bangkok airport after 109 live animals were found in their two suitcases. On the bright side, airline officials said the animals had more room in the suitcases than they would have had in economy class.

Joe Toplyn 6 days ago

An Idaho man broke a Guinness World Record by walking 3.4 miles while balancing a guitar on his chin. But this is weird--then Guinness gave him an expensive new guitar, with no strings attached.