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Joke About a Punished Playboy Playmate

Posted on May 30, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Playboy playmate Dani Mathers ordered to clean graffiti as punishment for naked gym photo

Punch Line: She’s also been ordered to do so with huge sponges, tons of soap suds, a bikini, and in slow motion.

Writer: Zack Guido

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Today the Boston Marathon was canceled. But if you want to see thousands of people running as fast as they can, just wait for all the residents fleeing Hong Kong.

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Today the launch of the SpaceX rocket was postponed because of stormy weather. Joe Biden disagreed with the decision because he said the sky wasn't black.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Missouri health officials told the people at that crowded Ozarks pool party to self-quarantine for 14 days. Partiers responded by socially isolating the middle finger of one hand from their other fingers.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Over Memorial Day weekend, partiers crowded into poolside bars at Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri. It's not like they just ignored the coronavirus, though. They had a Wet Face Mask Contest.

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

This joke about Hertz going bankrupt...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/3d1KNbT