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Joke About a Punished Playboy Playmate

Posted on May 30, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Playboy playmate Dani Mathers ordered to clean graffiti as punishment for naked gym photo

Punch Line: She’s also been ordered to do so with huge sponges, tons of soap suds, a bikini, and in slow motion.

Writer: Zack Guido

Joe Toplyn 6 hours ago

Tonight in New York City is Broadway's big night, the 74th Annual Tony Awards. Even the cabbies are excited. After they give you the finger, they do jazz hands.

Joe Toplyn 10 hours ago

I'm impressed, Gizmo. Learning from my book how to write jokes, sketches, and other short-form comedy is the best Stupid Pet Trick ever! twitter.com/Jahnnalee/stat…

Gizmo reading about comedy writing until he decided to take a snooze 😂💤 @JoeToplyn pic.twitter.com/W46hwteYKz
— Jahnnalee & The Furry Kiddos (@Jahnnalee) September 25, 2021

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Researchers discovered fossilized footprints in New Mexico that shed light on when people first arrived in the Americas. And right behind those footprints, footprints of the second people in America-- the Border Patrol.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Because of supply chain issues, grocery stores have a shortage of Lunchables. So now busy parents will have to find another convenient way to give their kids the message that the Food Pyramid is for chumps.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Hey, thanks, Dana! twitter.com/DanaWhissen/st…

This book is fantastic!! @JoeToplyn pic.twitter.com/kMr7aIdWRc
— Dana Whissen (@DanaWhissen) September 23, 2021

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

Americans are stockpiling toilet paper again, so it's harder to find now. A nationwide shortage of toilet paper...or as Taco Bell calls it--DEFCON 4.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

A group in a Chicago suburb is trying to set a world record for the largest dog wedding ceremony, with over 300 dogs. The dogs don't really care about getting married. They just want to play Fetch the Bouquet.