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Joke About a Punished Playboy Playmate

Posted on May 30, 2017 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Playboy playmate Dani Mathers ordered to clean graffiti as punishment for naked gym photo

Punch Line: She’s also been ordered to do so with huge sponges, tons of soap suds, a bikini, and in slow motion.

Writer: Zack Guido

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