Joe Toplyn

Tag: Purell

  • Joke About Squirrels and the Coronavirus

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    The joke: In New York City, there’s a new field hospital for coronavirus patients in Central Park. It has the squirrels so concerned that they’re rubbing Purell on their nuts. How I wrote it: This news item caught my eye because it had to do with Central Park. More on that later. To write the…

  • Joke About the New James Bond Movie

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    The joke: The release of the new James Bond movie has been postponed to November because of the coronavirus. Apparently they’re adding a scene where Q gives Bond a special wristwatch that shoots hand sanitizer. How I wrote it: I gravitated toward this news item because it combines two topics that many people are interested…