Tag: record
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Joke About a Tattoo Artist
The joke: A tattoo artist in India broke a Guinness World Record when he gave tattoos for 91 consecutive hours. He would have made it to 92 hours, but somebody asked for a tattoo of a dozen sheep. How I wrote it: I thought this news item might lead to a good joke because it…
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Joke About a Record-Setting Catfish
The joke: A Florida man caught a record-setting catfish that weighed almost 70 pounds. Because it was Florida, the catfish was caught while it was running naked out of a meth lab. How I wrote it: This news item attracted my attention because the topic handle “record-setting catfish” seemed to have associations that would be…
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Joke About Nancy Pelosi’s Record
Setup: Nancy Pelosi Sets Congressional Record with 8 Hour Immigration Speech Punch Line: She’s the first member of Congress to ever work 8 hours. Writer: Ronald Carroll Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Smashing Walnuts
Setup: Man smashes record 302 walnuts in 55 seconds Punch Line: Just a few less nut smashes per minute than America’s Funniest Home Videos. Writer: Nick Staron Joe’s analysis of the joke