Joe Toplyn

Tag: Subway

  • Joke About Tuna DNA at Subway

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    The joke: A lawsuit filed in California says that the tuna in Subway restaurants contains no detectable tuna DNA. The good news is, the DNA tests also prove that Subway’s Italian cold cuts can trace their ancestry back to Julius Caesar. How I wrote it: I thought I could write a good joke about this…

  • Joke About the Subway Lawsuit

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    The joke: Two California residents filed a lawsuit claiming that there is no tuna in Subway’s tuna sandwiches. If they win, they’ll get $10 million plus, for an extra $2.60, a Diet Coke and a bag of potato chips. How I wrote it: This news item caught my attention because I thought a mass audience…