Joe Toplyn

Tag: vaccine

  • Joke About Long Lines for the Vaccine

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    The joke: People are desperate. They want to know if they’re eligible. They’re trying to get on the list, waiting in long lines, sleeping in their cars. They all want to get one before the supply runs out. Yes, I’m talking about Presidential pardons. How I wrote it: I got the idea for this joke…

  • Joke About Johnson & Johnson

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    The joke:Today health products maker Johnson & Johnson said it’s racing to develop a coronavirus vaccine. Also, because of social distancing, it changed its name to Johnson…………&…………Johnson. How I wrote it:This news item attracted my attention because Johnson & Johnson makes a lot of consumer products that I thought could be linked to some coronavirus…