Woody Allen – Joe Toplyn

Joke About Woody Allen’s TV Series

Posted on October 20, 2015 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Woody Allen to Create TV Series for Amazon

Punch Line: The working title: “How I Met Your Daughter.”

Writer: Matt Malone

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