Author: Joe Toplyn
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Joke About PepsiCo Layoffs
Setup: PepsiCo layoffs begin as the company commits to ‘relentlessly automating’ Punch line: The Pepsi Challenge is now just staying employed Writer: Matt Levy Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Retiring Mailman
Setup: 91-year-old mailman retires after 69 years with perfect record Punch line: Unfortunately, his Retirement Check was sent to the wrong address. Writer: Jason Budd Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Sex in a Hospital Bed
Setup: Female doctor has sex in hospital bed with cancer patient Punch line: Make-A-Wish is really stepping up their game. Writer: Luis Vazquez Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Women Smoking Weed
Setup: Smoking Weed Might Be Drying Up Your Vagina Punch line: I think you might be smoking it wrong. Writer: Phil Smith Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About an AeroMexico Discount
Setup: AeroMexico is offering discounts on flights to Americans who can prove that they have Mexican DNA. Punch line: They’re calling it the Señor Citizen discount. Writer: Alexandria McCale Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Tinder Date
Setup: Man’s Tinder chat takes odd turn when date reveals she’s in hospital having baby Punch line: Well at least he knows 100% that she definitely puts out. Writer: Lisa Hernandez Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Ocasio-Cortez
Setup: Ocasio-Cortez slams McCaskill for referring to her as ‘shiny object’ and ‘thing’ Punch line: To be fair though, I’ve also started calling my metallic vibrator “Congresswoman-elect Ocasio-Cortez.” Writer: Joy Mamey Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Trip to Antarctica
Setup: American man first to solo across Antarctica unaided Punch line: Some people will do ANYTHING to avoid family during the holidays Writer: Steve Stevens Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Syphilis at Christmas
Setup: ‘Syphilis is coming to town’ if you have unprotected sex this Christmas Punch line: Look on the bright side: it’s super easy to regift. Writer: Dartanion London Joe’s analysis of the joke