Author: Joe Toplyn
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Joke About a Skeleton in Boots
Setup: A 500-year-old skeleton still wearing thigh-high boots was found in London’s River Thames. Punch Line: How embarrassing…those boots are so 499 seasons ago. Writer: Jonathan Flanagan Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Postal Workers and Cocaine
Setup: Postal workers busted delivering cocaine Punch Line: Everyone grew suspicious when the mail started to come on time. Writer: Tom Powers Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Finding a Lottery Ticket
Setup: Louisiana couple finds $1.8 million lottery ticket while cleaning their house! Punch Line: “Nice try, Mom,” said every kid everywhere. Writer: Jan Williams Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Chris Christie Replacing Sessions
Setup: Chris Christie being considered to replace Sessions as attorney general Punch Line: If you believe that, I have a bridge with two lanes closed to sell you. Writer: Benjamin Hardy Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Twitter’s “Like” Tool
Setup: Twitter to remove ‘like’ tool in a bid to improve the quality of debate Punch Line: But when are they going to remove all the other tools? Writer: J.D. Smith Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About the Police and Flatulence
Setup: Man whose farts ended police interview pleads guilty Punch Line: He had the right to remain silent…but deadly. Writer: Matthew Hall Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Naked Man and a Shark
Setup: A naked man was seen swimming in the shark tank at a Toronto aquarium. Punch Line: Briefly. Writer: Laura Bruce Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Ronald Reagan Hologram
Setup: Ronald Reagan Hologram Unveiled At Museum Dedicated To Him Punch Line: He’s there, but he’s not really all there…just like when he was President. Writer: Chip Fenwick Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Dead Rodents at the Movies
Setup: Slew of dead rodents found inside local theater Punch Line: Also found dead in the theater, everyone’s subscription to MoviePass. Writer: Dave Stolz Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Booby-Trapped Wheelchair
Setup: A booby-trapped wheelchair shot an FBI agent at a house rigged to ambush intruders. Punch Line: Home Alone XXVII: Kevin’s Final Showdown Writer: Scott Benjamin Joe’s analysis of the joke