Author: Joe Toplyn
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Joke About High-Heeled Crocs
Setup: Yes, There Are Now High-heeled Crocs Punch Line: Look on their website under guaranteed birth control Writer: Vinod Chhaproo Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About the Bush’s Baked Beans Dog
Setup: “Duke,” A Dog in the Bush’s Baked Beans Commercial, Has Died Punch Line: In lieu of flowers, his wife Duchess has asked that well-wishers let her sniff their butts. Writer: Chris C. Davis Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Rite Aid Selling 1,900 Stores
Setup: Rite Aid has sold 1,900 stores to Walgreens. Punch Line: The purchase receipt was 3 miles long. Writer: Jerry Krull Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About George H. W. Bush’s Birthday
Setup: George H. W. Bush Celebrates 94th Birthday, Becoming the Longest Living President in U.S. History Punch Line: Little known fact, but George H. W. Bush is so old, he was the Bush that Moses talked to. Writer: Sam Gordon Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Trump’s Super Bowl Ring
Setup: Trump hasn’t disclosed 5.1-karat Super Bowl ring gifted by Patriots Punch Line: He claims no wrongdoing, citing the Patriot Act. Writer: Hannah Spirrison Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About the Kama Sutra for Millennials
Setup: Now there’s a new edition of the Kama Sutra for millennials Punch Line: Additional positions included are the “Watch Netflix and Not Have Sex” position and “Clearly Communicate Consent” position. Writer: Jason Andrews Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About That Climbing Migrant
Setup: Migrant rescues child dangling from balcony, gets new life in France Punch Line: Trump warns people: “Did you see how fast those illegals could climb into your apartments???” Writer: Adrian Wolf Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Touchscreen Watch
Setup: This watch turns your arm into a touchscreen Punch Line: …and your body into a tumor. Writer: Greg Cartin Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Wine Coffee
Setup: Meet ‘Wine Coffee’: Your Two Favorite Beverages Have Finally Been Combined Punch Line: Finally a way to get drunk and stay awake to regret it. Writer: Ryan Collins Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Dolly Parton Visit
Setup: Dolly Parton makes surprise visit to Tennessee senior center Punch Line: Telling Dolly she was making an appearance was the only way they could get her to her new home. Writer: Diana Saenz Joe’s analysis of the joke