Author: Joe Toplyn
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Joke About a 60-Year-Old Model
Setup: This model was discovered at age 60 Punch Line: They call her Model T. Writer: Larry Kirschner Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Melania Trump’s Birthday
Setup: Trump says he’s been too busy to get Melania a birthday present Punch Line: Too busy to be with Melania is the birthday present. Writer: S.J. Newman Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Nicolas Cage Quitting Acting
Setup: Nicolas Cage Is Reportedly Quitting Acting in Three or Four Years Punch Line: I didn’t know he started. Writer: Peter Yatteau Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Beds in the Cargo Hold
Setup: Airbus Beds Allow Passengers to Sleep in the Cargo Hold Punch Line: Great, now I can discover my luggage isn’t on the flight before I land. Writer: Margaret Hennebach Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About ESPN+
Setup: ESPN Says New Streaming Service, ‘ESPN+,’ Will Launch April 12 Punch Line: It combines the excitement of Saturday afternoon TV with the thrill of wondering if what you’re watching is actually a sport. Writer: John Mahone Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Trump Attacking Amazon
Setup: Trump Attacks Amazon, Saying It Does Not Pay Enough Taxes Punch Line: And if Donald Trump knows anything about anything, it’s about not paying enough taxes. Writer: Nicholas Zike Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About an Attack on McDonald’s
Setup: Man Attacks Golden Arches at McDonald’s say Police Punch Line: Authorities charged him with a McDemeanor. Writer: Seamus Kirst Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Abstinence-Only Education
Setup: Amid stories of Trump’s alleged past sexual activity, admin focuses on abstinence-only education Punch Line: This abstinence presentation contains graphic photos of Trump having sex and is proven 100% effective. Writer: Catt Crawford Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a “9 to 5” Remake
Setup: A ‘9 to 5’ Remake with Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton Might Happen Punch Line: It will be called “Working to 95”. Writer: Ruben Anthony Joe’s analysis of the joke