Author: Joe Toplyn
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Joke About Mislabeled Kale
Setup: Kale recalled in 34 states after being mislabeled Punch Line: It was mislabeled as being edible. Writer: Jeremiah Ortega Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Miami Going Underwater
Setup: Miami could be underwater in your kid’s lifetime as sea level rise accelerates. Punch Line: In related news, it looks like Pitbull is going to end up being a rescue. Writer: Justin Wood Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Nancy Pelosi’s Record
Setup: Nancy Pelosi Sets Congressional Record with 8 Hour Immigration Speech Punch Line: She’s the first member of Congress to ever work 8 hours. Writer: Ronald Carroll Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About F1 Grid Girls
Setup: F1 to end long-standing practice of using ‘grid girls’ Punch Line: “F-1” is… what most men would like to do to the Grid Girls. Writer: Citizen Blaine Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Toys ‘R’ Us
Setup: Toys ‘R’ Us Is Closing 180 U.S. Stores Punch Line: Toys “Were” Us. Writer: Larry Ryals Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About “The Emoji Movie”
Setup: The first film to be shown in Saudi Arabia after a thirty-five year ban is The Emoji Movie. Punch Line: It’s all a ploy to make Saudis never want to see a movie again. Writer: Phil Johnson Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Joe Arpaio’s Senate Run
Setup: Trump Pardoned ‘Sheriff’ Joe Arpaio Announces Arizona Senate Run Punch Line: For the first time, Joe Arpaio welcomes a race. Writer: Ross Bucher Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About the Joy of Baking
Setup: Psychologists Explain Why It Feels So Good To Bake For Other People Punch Line: There’s no greater satisfaction than ruining someone else’s diet. Writer: Blayr Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Butcher Delivering a Baby
Setup: Cashier, butcher help deliver baby at California market Punch Line: “I understand these are extraordinary circumstances, Ma’am, but your baby needs to take a number.” Writer: A.J. Glagolev Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Neil Gorsuch’s Nomination
Setup: Donald Trump Considered Rescinding Neil Gorsuch’s Nomination Because He Wasn’t ‘Loyal.’ Punch Line: He stayed at a Marriott. Writer: Christopher Scriva Joe’s analysis of the joke