Author: Joe Toplyn
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Joke About O. J. Simpson Playing Golf
Setup: OJ Simpson celebrates freedom with round of golf in the backyard of his new home Punch Line: Gets new endorsement deal with Nike golf gloves. Writer: Scott Kelley Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About “Christmas Sex”
Setup: September 26 is the Most Popular Day for Births Because of “Christmas Sex” Nine Months Before Punch Line: Or for Jews “Chinese Restaurant Sex” Writer: Jen Lap Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Trump and Dolly Parton
Setup: Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, and Lily Tomlin Take a Shot at Trump at the Emmys Punch Line: Trump responds by saying they have gone from 9’s to 5’s. Sad! Writer: Robb Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Hillary Clinton’s New Book
Setup: One-star reviews of Hillary Clinton’s “What Happened” disappear on Amazon Punch Line: They’re not missing. They’re just displayed on a private server. Writer: Antoinette Scherer Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About the “Doomsday Clock”
Setup: “Doomsday clock” scientists use to predict disaster scarily close to midnight Punch Line: Don’t fret, in the fall you set back your disaster clocks a disaster hour. Writer: Charlie Currie Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Dog Biscuits for Lunch
Setup: Mum accidentally fed her kids pet food after she filled their school lunch box with dog biscuits. Punch Line: That was for lunch. For dinner they ate their homework. Writer: Sam Gregory Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Kids’ High Blood Pressure
Setup: More kids will be diagnosed with high blood pressure Punch Line: But at least they will score high in something. Writer: Amy Webber Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Sex and Glitter
Setup: The problem with sex and glitter Punch Line: They go together like peanut butter and KY Jelly. Writer: Amy Barnes Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Transgender Man Giving Birth
Setup: Transgender Man Gives Birth to Baby Boy Punch Line: Your move, Hallmark. Writer: Craig Salters Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About 25 Canadian Wives
Setup: Canadian religious leader found guilty of having 25 wives. Punch Line: In all fairness, that only comes to 19.98 U.S. wives. Writer: Eileen Budd Joe’s analysis of the joke