Author: Joe Toplyn
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Joke About the New Dr. Who
Setup: First Woman Picked to Play Dr. Who Punch Line: Rumor has it she’ll spend the first episode trying to explain to everyone that she’s not a nurse. Writer: Kelsey Farrell Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Fear of Flying
Setup: Overcome Turbulence Fear While Flying, Write Your Name With the Opposite Hand Punch Line: Fun writing prompt: your last will and testament Writer: Annie Hill Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Fidget Spinner
Setup: World’s most expensive fidget spinner on sale for $16,800 USD Punch Line: It’s a perfect distraction from how much money you’ve spent on it. Writer: Stephen Ignatious Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Liberal Wrestling Villain
Setup: There’s Actually a Wrestling Villain Called “The Progressive Liberal” Punch Line: He bodyslams you and then immediately provides you with free healthcare. Writer: Mark Kosin Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Johnny Depp and Trump
Setup: Johnny Depp asks: “When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?” Punch Line: I’m not sure but I do know the last time an actor assassinated the role of Willy Wonka. Writer: Eric Eldridge Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About the Bat-Signal
Setup: Bat-Signal to Light Up L.A. in Tribute to Adam West Punch Line: They’re hoping it doesn’t attract Ben Affleck. Writer: Mark Turcotte Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Dead Ducks
Setup: Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool to be drained after 80 ducks are found dead. Punch Line: On the bright side, take away the reflection and it’s only like 40 ducks. Writer: Joe Marchi Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Tiger Woods’s DUI
Setup: Tiger Woods Arrested for DUI in Jupiter, Florida Punch Line: Now he’s earned himself an orange jacket. Writer: Matt Sohl Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About a Punished Playboy Playmate
Setup: Playboy playmate Dani Mathers ordered to clean graffiti as punishment for naked gym photo Punch Line: She’s also been ordered to do so with huge sponges, tons of soap suds, a bikini, and in slow motion. Writer: Zack Guido Joe’s analysis of the joke
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Joke About Bob Marley’s Grandson
Setup: Grandson of Bob Marley Signs Contract with NFL Punch Line: The contract was immediately rolled, lit on fire, and passed around the room. Writer: Eric Wickstrom Joe’s analysis of the joke