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Joke About a Trump-Like Bird

Posted on November 21, 2016 by Joe Toplyn

Setup: Tourists flock to see Donald Trump-like bird in a Chinese zoo.

Punch Line: One thing the bird has in common with Trump—they both crap on newspapers.

Writer: Chaco Daniel

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