Tag: heart attack
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Joke About Aspirin and Heart Attacks
The joke: Today a panel of experts changed its recommendation and said that now most adults should not take daily aspirin to prevent a heart attack. But they said that most adults should take daily aspirin to prevent headaches from listening to experts always changing their recommendations. How I wrote it: This news item caught…
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Joke About Bernie Sanders’s Health
The joke: Two cardiologists declared that Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders is in good health. But this is odd. The doctors said he has a left ventricle and a far-left ventricle. How I wrote it: This news item caught my attention because health care has a lot of potentially useful associations and Bernie has a…
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Joke About Carrie Fisher’s Heart Attack
Setup: “Star Wars” actress Carrie Fisher suffers heart attack on a plane Punch Line: They immediately rushed to give her C3PR. Writer: Alex Forstenhausler Joe’s analysis of the joke