Hillary Clinton Archives

The schedule is now set for Inauguration Day. And this is interesting: at the exact same time that Chief Justice John Roberts will be swearing in Joe Biden, Donald Trump will be swearing at Joe Biden.

Joe Toplyn 2 days ago

Insiders say that Trump administration staffers are getting ready to leave the White House--packing boxes, preparing transition binders, filling out change of address forms for any new impeachments.

Joe Toplyn 3 days ago

Two gorillas at the San Diego Zoo have tested positive for Covid-19. When asked where the other gorillas will be in the line for vaccinations, zoo officials replied, "Wherever they want."

Joe Toplyn 4 days ago

The PGA voted not to hold the PGA Championship at President Trump's golf club in New Jersey. To make up for the lost revenue, Trump wants to host another high-profile event at the club--his impeachment trial.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

Today House Democrats filed an article of impeachment against President Trump. They want him out of office so fast that they sent him a copy overnight by FedEx-President.

Joe Toplyn 5 days ago

This joke about Trump's Twitter account...how was it written? Learn how in my two-minute Joke Writing Workshop: bit.ly/2K5E87B